“A long time ago, in a galaXXXy far, far away…”
Prepare for an unforgettable night where sci-fi seduction meets cosmic comedy and intergalactic artistry! This is NOT your typical Star Wars event — it’s a high-octane, jaw-dropping experience featuring world-class burlesque, pole dancing, comedy, live music, circus acts, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before!
21+ ONLY (EXTREMELY R-RATED CONTENT)
Presented by North Bay Cabaret, renowned for its legendary underground arts events in California’s Sonoma Wine Country, this event promises a night of aliens and androids doing things you won’t be able to unsee. You don’t have to be a Star Wars fan to enjoy this wild and hilarious spectacle — but if you are, you’re in for the ultimate nerd-culture adventure. After selling out the last two shows in record time, we’re back for the third year of staging this experience at the historic Mystic Theatre!
Whether you’re planning an over-the-top date night or a night out with friends, this is the event of the year. With VIP tables and reserved seating, you can elevate your experience to the next level.
NOTE: This event is expected to sell out quickly — presale tickets are strongly recommended. Day-of door tickets will be available only if the show hasn’t sold out, and we cannot guarantee availability.
Event Highlights
Burlesque & Variety Show: An unforgettable mix of sci-fi sizzle and sass.
Exclusive VIP & Reserved Seating: Get the best seat in the house.
Costume Contest: Costumes encouraged — the more outlandish, the better!
Futuristic Photo Booth: Snap pics with your friends and be the envy of Instagram.
Food & Full Bar: Sip on Cosmic Cocktails and enjoy delicious eats from McNear’s.
Intergalactic DJ Dance Party: Keep the party going after the show.
Interactive Laser/Lightsaber Game: You’ll see!
Featured Performers
Jamie DeWolf
Qu’in de la Noche (as seen in The Empire Strips Back!)
Sgt Die Wies
Guy Vigor
Cybil Unrest
Jordan Ranft
Velvet Thorn
Fleevs
Oscar Velarde
Cheryl King & Russ Andrews
Karenna Slade
DJ Dyops
MC Jake Ward
…and more to be announced!
Jake Ward Presents:
North Bay Cabaret’s 7th Annual
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU: A Star Wars Burlesque & Variety Show
ONE NIGHT ONLY: Sunday, May 4th, 2025
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Mystic Theatre & Music Hall
23 Petaluma Blvd N
- Petaluma
Price: $30.00